I was web surfing on a Google site today and got to a site where they were selling blog tool kits that helps users earn USD 100-1000 a day from blogging. I thought to myself....but have to spend money first wor...use credit card somemore, after kena tipu leh....better not!
So, I clicked on the close tab on the top right conner and a box with this question came out...Wait! A live agent would like to talk to you about last minute savings. Please hit 'cancel' on the next window to remain on this page...and of course, being curious, I did hit cancel and the conversation started...
Kelly Says: Don't leave yet! We want to offer you a deal that you can't resist. Sign up now and obtain a certificate for 2 Nights of FREE Hotel Accommodations, choose from over 80 different hotels located all over the world.
Not only that, we will reduce the shipping price to only $0.99 (Normally $1.97). A 50% savings!
Just CLICK HERE to get started.
Kelly Says: Please type 'HI' or 'HELLO' in the space below to let me know you are there...
You: who are you?
Kelly Says: I'm Kelly, a live virtual agent authorized to give you A 50% discount on your shipping today. Just CLICK HERE to take advantage.
You: wait...before I do that, do u know where i am from?
Kelly Says: This vacation certificate is valid for 2 nights of complimentary hotel accommodations, valued at over $200.
You: That's not the answer to my question
Kelly Says: You have received a certificate valid for 2 Nights of FREE HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS at your choice of over 80 breathtaking destinations AND a FREE 14 DAY TRIAL MEMBERSHIP in the Family Savers Club!
You: well, since you are not answering my question then there's no point of carrying on
Kelly Says: Remember, this 50% OFF on your SHIPPING offer is only available through this chat and for a limited time. What do you say; would you like to take advantage of this last-minute offer? :-)
You: .....
Kelly Says: Let us explain. Hotels are not always able to book all of their rooms, and vacant rooms bring in NO revenue. Putting travelers in those otherwise vacant rooms for free brings in revenue in other ways, such as room service, hotel restaurants, shops, pay-per-view television, phone charges, etc.
Kelly Says: It actually costs a hotel more money to leave a room vacant than it does to give it away for FREE. We work with some of the world's leading consolidators who contract with major hotel chains to put travelers in those rooms that would otherwise remain vacant.
You: there's no way u could type that fast...i guess you are a fake, probably just a computer!
Kelly Says: OK, Thank you for your time. To end the CHAT simply CLICK on the "X" in upper right.
You: wanna trick me into this thing...
Kelly Says: Would you like to take advantage of this GREAT offer?
You: no, would you like to be a Christian?
Kelly Says: Can I provide you a link back to the order page with the cost of shipping reduced?
You: if the whole package is free i might consider...but i still don't think it's that simple
(she doesn't reply at this point until I decided to ask her another question)
You: wait...do u even know that i am not from the US?
Kelly Says: We can only ship to the United States and Canada at this time.
You: so....i guess there's really no point of talking about this product
You: cos i am not from the US or Canada
You: But...seriously, do you want to be saved?
You: JESUS CHRIST IS THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT
You: anyway, nice knowing you...sorry to have disturbed but i am really not interested with whatever you are offering, but do consider what I offered you because it's FREE.
Kelly Says: I'm a live virtual agent.
You: yes I know!
Kelly Says: Okay great. CLICK HERE and fill out the page in order to take advantage of this great offer.
You: are u real?
You: is this all?
You: okay then see you....I am shaun btw!
Kelly Says: Fantastic... just CLICK HERE to get back to the order page.
You: duh! bye!
And that was how it all ended, haha!
shaunsttey
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Conversation with Live Virtual Agent
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talking to a computer??..must be really bored
mwahahaha......i think there was really someone there! But yeah, I was really bored...
I tried asking one if she had a boyfriend and she said 'Yes I have a boyfriend'. haha.
haha i do this all the time(:
i was just doing it a while ago actually!!
and i love that you are giving them the option to follow Jesus Christ,
im going to try that next time!
:D
hopefully they can find the peace that we as Christians have found
i asked her if she was married and she said no
then i wrote lol and she said whats so funny?
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