I am Back Again!

Hey Dudes and Dudeess,

I AM BACK! Finally!

At 11 o'clock today, the people that are supposed to install the new broadband internet service in my house finally turned up after a two month wait where i had to purposely visit the cyber cafe to go online.

Yeah! Now I can blog and read blogs again and just leave my internet on 24 hours if i want, what a privilege! I just hope i won't be addicted to staring at the computer the whole day long, it's just so unhealthy.

I am a bit busy now so i'll just post some jokes here, enjoy it, there'll be many more to come... till the next post!

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boyfriend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

shaunsttey